Keep Your Germs Away From Me

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cough that way, cover your mouth, don't come to work sick, I should never see your snot, keep your germs to yourself, use a sick day, where's your manners

Remember back when…
back when people got sick and stayed home,
back when people kept their germs to themselves;
now they come to work sick
and ask stupid sh!t
like “are you sick too?”

No expletive expletive I was fine,
I got sick from you;
get duh expletive outta here with that sick too…

I should never see your snot,
keep your germs away from me;
there’s no bug going around,
we all got sick from you!

I can’t believe you didn’t cover your mouth,
where’s your manners?
Keep your germs away from me;
there’s no bug going around,
we all got sick from you!

–@StevieStreets | Keep Your Germs Away From Me

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Ear, Nose, & Throat

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dry itchy scratchy throat, I hope it's not the flu, I think I have a cold, irritated ears, nasal congestion

Dear ear, nose, and throat:
Let’s pull together and get
well soon, okay – thanks.

Dry, itchy, scratchy
throat: How about some hot tea,
lemon, and honey?

Runny nose, stuffed nose:
You’re giving me a headache,
can you stop sneezing?

The pain in my ear:
I need you to disappear;
hands up, I can’t breathe…

To that symptom that
put a halt to my supply
of air – “I Hate You!”

–@StevieStreets | Ear, Nose, & Throat