She thought I was curt;
I was heading to the john,
to be frank, I bobbed.
This is jim-dandy…
every Tom, Dick, and Harry
wants a cup of joe.
To be frank, not curt;
I’m not your average joe,
I advanced to dan.
As the day petered,
he robbed Peter to pay Paul
for a Tom Collins.
–@StevieStreets #doubleentendre #haiku | Wordplay: A Play On Words I – IV
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